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  18. <p> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE </p>
  19. <h2> Report on the First International libcaca Conference </h2>
  20. <p> Wednesday October 24, 2007 </p>
  21. <p> Sam (ZOY) - Paris, France: <b>CacaCon’07</b>, the first international
  22. libcaca conference, just took place on October 19-20, 2007 in Lyon, France.
  23. </p>
  24. <p> The most eagerly-awaited event of the conference was of course Jylam’s
  25. keynote. The acclaimed libcaca second-in-chief developer covered the
  26. history of the project, gave key figures about its current status, and
  27. of course hinted at future plans. </p>
  28. <p> The morning of the second day had been busy with uncalled for attacks
  29. directed at the libcaca team by Mozilla Europe Board of Directors
  30. president Tristan Nitot who reportedly managed to say that "all
  31. applications have memory leaks" without immediately dying of maniac,
  32. self-ridiculing laughter. Needless to say, Jylam’s keynote was
  33. immediately refocused on insisting about libcaca’s superior development
  34. model and giving examples of its speed, lightweightness and general lack
  35. of memory leaks. </p>
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  39. <a href="DSC000013.JPG"><img alt="Jylam"
  40. width="68" height="90"
  41. src="tn-DSC000013.jpeg" /><br />Jylam</a>
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  43. <td align="center">
  44. <a href="DSC000011.JPG"><img alt="PowerPipo"
  45. width="120" height="90"
  46. src="tn-DSC000011.jpeg" /><br />PowerPipo</a>
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  48. <td align="center">
  49. <a href="DSC000017.JPG"><img alt="the audience"
  50. width="135" height="90"
  51. src="tn-DSC000017.jpeg" /><br />the audience</a>
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  55. <p> The libcaca team eventually announced its new forthcoming product
  56. "neercs", a replacement for the obsolete Unix utility "screen" with
  57. full Unicode support, window thumbnailing, eye-candy transition effects
  58. and textmode window management. The audience also sat in awe as Jylam,
  59. literally knee-shaking in excitement, admitted that the very tool he had
  60. been using during the keynote was not a Microsoft product or a cheap
  61. clone thereof, but a development version of the libcaca team’s own
  62. fully-featured presentation tool, PowerPipo. </p>
  63. <p> <b>CacaCon’07</b> ended with a social event at luxury resort Le Chevreul
  64. (Lyon) where hundreds of potential libcaca users and enthusiasts would
  65. have been able to meet main developers Sam and Jylam. </p>
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  69. <a href="DSC000026.JPG"><img alt="Jylam and Sam"
  70. width="120" height="90"
  71. src="tn-DSC000026.jpeg" /><br />Jylam and Sam</a>
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  74. <a href="DSC000029.JPG"><img alt="fan art"
  75. width="135" height="90"
  76. src="tn-DSC000029.jpeg" /><br />fan art</a>
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  80. <p> <b>About libcaca:</b> <br />
  81. libcaca is the industry leading colour ASCII art library. It is part
  82. of a global conspiracy aiming at luring basement-dwelling nerds
  83. into thinking that focusing on overtechnical, useless and generally
  84. uninteresting activities is going to help them get laid. Approximately
  85. 700,000 Linux users still believe it to be true and frantically
  86. recompile nightly git snapshots of the kernel as a consequence. </p>
  87. <p> <b>About Firefox:</b> <br />
  88. Firefox is the Mozilla Corporation’s rebranded version of the famous
  89. Iceweasel web browser, to which they insist on adding a restrictive
  90. trademark license and a suggestive yiff logo. Notwithstanding, we urge
  91. you to donate all your money to the multimillion-dollar company. The
  92. guys look legit. </p>
  93. <p> <b>About memory leaks:</b> <br />
  94. All applications called Firefox have memory leaks. </p>
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